A fuck you to modern tech

A rant describing how much I personally hate modern tech.

Intro

Dont you just love modern tech?!?!? Dont you adore the way it all just works? Wait whats that? You are saying stuff keeps breaking? Smartphones work worse than in the 2010s? Nah you're just crazy to think that. I mean c'mon can't you see the progress??

I certianly cant. THE SIMPLE FACT IT TOOK ME MORE THAN 3 REWRITES OF THIS SITE (this is not a joke btw) USING ALL THE NEW LATEST AND GRATEST FRAMEWORKS AND FEATURES is the single most horrific truth of the state of our tech industry.

OMG BUT THE NEW FRAMEWORK

No I'm not fucking bad at writting code or reading docs, YOU SUCK AT MAKING IT PAINLESS TO USE. I mean cmon how much code do you really need to render some shit ass markdown as A FUCKING HTML FILE. Like are you kidding me? It takes my CPU, an i7 10770k, a quarter of a second to "compile" a couple of files that aren't even an actual language they are Typescript ffs.

If it wasnt for all the braindead devs that keep reinventing the wheel @ Fb and Google the internet MIGHT even be in a usable state. But no most of the search results are broken and infact I knew I wasn't crazy their shit ass algorithm just uses too many bells and whistles and special goodboy points so you know when your site is overlord approved. But no what I need to add to every query is reddit, another braindead site but atleast then I'll actually be able to find a RELAVANT SEARCH RESULT THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE.

AI (waifus uwu)

You know the funny thing is with the whole AI bullshit that everyone is crying about as if this tech didn't exist back then (although it was only available to certial elites) this site will maybe one day actually have readers because this insanity clearly isnt written by an AI. Or is it?

I found it so funny when finally the desk warriors got scared because omg nO MY DESK JOB IS AT RISK!?!? Newsflash monkee the tech used to automate your job existed 30 years ago Its called a computer and a script running some text processing program. Most of paperpushing jobs could be automated literally right now with one sleepless night and a sixpack of your beverage of choice. AI is literally just a glorified translator, just like me.

But its pretty cool for AI waifus I meaaan imagine how tilted art majors are when r33tards like me take their mid ass art, label it, run it through a free GPU (thanks Intel) and BAM I can literally make anything look like you made it. FUCK YOU

Right to repair

Or more like have your device disintegrate cause you didnt pay your overlords the subscription fee or even worse you engaged in wrongthink. How dare do you disagree with X candidate that supports our views (we paid him fat stacks to pass a bill to have your taxes siphoned off to us teehee)